WHY WAS THIS CUT OMG
THERE IS NO GOD
Mindy Lahiri: voice of a generation.
Just saying, I wouldn’t rule out Chris Evans and RDJ.
Wow, it’s so hard to understand why a woman-written comic about a female superhero who wears a sensible costume, writes fanfic, and stuffs her face with tasty gyros is so popular and trendy, while a cover for a forthcoming male-written book that portrays its female superhero as sexxily posing for porn sexxx in a suit that clings to every anatomical feature of her 22-inch waist and ass is widely derided. I mean, the thing is that it’s just really mysterious. It’s like how audiences say they’re interested in Black Panther and Ms. Marvel movies, when really what they want is even more white male superheroes. People are so confusing!
Lay your head down in my ass
just breathe in my ass
I Can’t Fight this Feeling Anymore in my ass
Come and Get Your Love In My Ass
Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)
"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."
- Drax, upon hearing this conversation
My headcanon is that at some point not long after the end of the movie, Rocket ran around the ship with Groot’s pot in his arms all excited like, “He’s going to say his first words!”
And everybody else was like, “Uh, Rocket …”
And of course, right about that…